OPTION 1: Britney... predictable.
OPTION 2: Chinese Take out. Miranda's a rice queen and needs to real in the AZNs... in bulk!
OPTION 3: Dorothy freaking Zbornak!
OPTION 4: Gaga... because Miranda, like most people, wants to be just like everybody else sometimes. She's human too!
OPTION 5: My personal favorite -- BETTY DEVILLE
OPTION 6:Sasha fierce... complete with PAINFULLY FLAWLESS MCQUEEN SHOES.
It's such a tough decision... you only get to dress like this one day out of the whole year, unless you're Lady Gaga, but you knew I was going to say that.
Betty Deville! Hahahah!
ReplyDeleteWhat about...Harriot the Spy? Ooooor Precious? That one might be kinda racist lol.
LOL Precious! Harriet the spy is a good one too! And I was gonna give her a "spray tan" for her Beyonce costume, lol what's racist?
ReplyDeleteOMG I love this! I am so glad that I stumbled across this!
ReplyDeleteEdith massey.
ReplyDeleteMy vote is for Betty Deville. Orrrrr Chinese takeout. The later seems way more Miranda, but everyone knows Betty was a dyke.
ReplyDeletemy vote's for Betty too... we all know she had front row tickets to Lillith Fair '97 and Phil and Lil were test tube babies.
ReplyDeleteShe needs to be cruella deville, but instead of wanting 101 puppies she's on the hunt for 101 pussy....cats, of course. :)
ReplyDeleteGiiiiirrrrlll I like that!
ReplyDeleteMEAT DRESSS!!.. cause then she can eat it
ReplyDeleteI LOVE LOVE LOVE the Dorothy Zbornak one!!! Can't get classier than that!
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