Creepy Miranda

2011-05-21T00:13:00.000-07:00

It's been awhile.
Hi.

2011-03-10T09:00:00.001-08:00

Hibernating!

2011-02-05T02:42:00.001-08:00

Deleted entries! Who woulda thought??? Been meaning to though. I can't sleep. Wah! I need to re-do this whole mess, it looks dated!

2011-02-04T15:32:00.000-08:00

This is slightly spam-y... but anyway.
I need your help! I want to get my shirt printed by Threadless, which I'm sure you're all familiar with right? Right!

I love all of you and think you should go vote for my shirt! <3
You can vote here!!! Please? For me?

We're looking for 5's and money signs honey! MWAH!

2011-01-11T22:56:00.000-08:00

This is a NEW FEATURE [woohooyaaaayy!!]... called "Miranda's Favorite Things"! A lot like Oprah's but much cheaper and a whole lot less wholesome. There will be a post about one or two of Miranda's favorite things every so often. Should be fun right? Right!

MIRANDA'S FAVORITE THINGS #1

MIRANDA'S FAVORITE THINGS #2

For the hormonal broad...

2011-01-07T22:40:00.000-08:00

I've been really into drawing teepees lately. I think they're like REALLY CUTE. Aesthetically anyway. I have problems.
But anyway...

2011-01-07T20:34:00.000-08:00

I'm working on a comic... i'm not dead =)
I might even do this one in color. I'm getting more comfortable. Kudos me!

aaaand just because...

ah smell chipmunk

2011-01-07T20:27:00.000-08:00

Working on one of these for a competition! I made a few different versions, but I'm SO TOTALLY ALL ABOUT changing it to a chipmunk costume.

WHITE MEAT & DARK MEAT

2010-11-24T23:05:00.000-08:00

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
<3 you guys, hope you're stuffing your face later on today!

2010-11-08T14:04:00.000-08:00

i have been on a small hiatus, mucho big apologies! will start up with some new content soon! love you all

xoxo!

2010-09-30T15:10:00.000-07:00

Have we met the real, live, in person Miranda??? Could it be...???

2010-09-27T21:16:00.000-07:00

Today Miranda show you how to make your very own untucked Tyra Banks! Tyra I love you, please don't kill me! Also, I've never actually made one of these things so this isn't a real tutorial. Sorry kids. You could probably just buy one anyway. They exist.

So without further interruption:

2010-09-24T16:06:00.001-07:00

Did I mention that you can be a fan of Miranda on FB? I post whenever I update the blog! She's worth fan-ing =)

BIIIITCH!

BOO!

2010-09-24T14:58:00.001-07:00

So Halloween is approaching! YAY! MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY! But... what should Miranda be for Halloween? I drew a few options:

OPTION 1: Britney... predictable.

OPTION 2: Chinese Take out. Miranda's a rice queen and needs to real in the AZNs... in bulk!

OPTION 3: Dorothy freaking Zbornak!

OPTION 4: Gaga... because Miranda, like most people, wants to be just like everybody else sometimes. She's human too!

OPTION 5: My personal favorite -- BETTY DEVILLE

OPTION 6:Sasha fierce... complete with PAINFULLY FLAWLESS MCQUEEN SHOES.

It's such a tough decision... you only get to dress like this one day out of the whole year, unless you're Lady Gaga, but you knew I was going to say that.

hi!

2010-09-09T23:21:00.001-07:00

new stuff! slightly rushed... some of it i love some of it i hate.

back massage!

i'mma color it later... i need to do this one justice!

<3

2010-09-09T00:31:00.001-07:00

I have 50 followers now! Thanks guys! Ya'll are the shit! I'll make something to post up to celebrate... later. Celebratin' because 50 is half of 100!

2010-08-19T13:11:00.001-07:00

MIRANDA'S ON KICKSTARTER! Mainly to pay my deadbeat baby daddy child support.

http://www.kickstarter.com/profile/proposals/16255?ref=email

OLD.

2010-08-16T22:45:00.000-07:00

This piece is super huge so i had to scan it in pieces and it got kind of messed up. But this was during the early-early-earlier stages of Miranda. Back when she was way more creepy looking. My professor hated the way I executed this. I can understand why. It's pretty bad. Just wanted to show y'all.

2010-08-16T22:44:00.000-07:00

More novel in progress...

wet dream

2010-08-16T22:41:00.000-07:00

Basically just a spread from my always-in-progress novel. Miranda be dreamin' she finds a space ship -- kind of like that movie [or Rugrats episode] where the dudes shrink themselves and go inside a body... except slightly more pervey.

wannnaf;8fucKk?@?

2010-08-16T22:38:00.000-07:00

Drunk texting Miranda sketches! I traced over these and made an amazing bookmark out of them that I gave away and somehow forgot to scan... I'll make another one soon =/

SEQUENTIAL

2010-08-02T22:11:00.001-07:00

Ahh my first sequential post that actually makes sense! Go me! It's still not 100% done because I'm a lazy, lazy bitch... but at least you know the first story! Yeahyeah!!!

Love me, Biebian.

2010-07-28T23:19:00.001-07:00

In a perfect world...

breast stroke.

2010-07-27T22:41:00.001-07:00

half done!

2010-07-21T23:24:00.000-07:00

i was thinking of this for the cover of the book -- colored of course! Y/N?

2010-07-21T22:43:00.000-07:00

Yeah I actually went there...

2010-07-09T22:04:00.001-07:00

reepy Miranda drunk texts -- more on this later!

2010-07-08T22:10:00.001-07:00

I added more word bubbles...

BABY BABY BABY

2010-07-03T00:14:00.000-07:00

I've recently taken a liking to Beibians... you know those dykes that look like Justin Beiber? Yeah! If you don't well then you need to go to The Lesbians who Look Like Justin Bieber Blog and look at all the cute girls with lettuce haircuts.

I guess I've always had a soft spot for girls with bangs reminiscent of produce and covering half their face... and by "always" I mean since 2008, either way this is before Justin was born.

ANYWAY, to pay homage to Beiber and the female following over the age of 12 he's started I BEIBER-FIED MIRANDA!!!

[on a side note - I really need to stop blogging at 4am, I MAKE NO SENSE!!!!]

I'm going to finish these eventually, I'm just so freaking excited about them I wanted to post them!

Step by step of the transformation from Miranda to BIEBER!

The finished haircut!

Give me your first slow dance, bitch!

And one more in the signature American Apparel hoodie... all sprawled out and shit.

collage fun!

2010-07-01T23:30:00.001-07:00

I was thumbing through this month's issue of Interview and kept coming across all the ads that are usually in fashion magazines... you know, hot bitches all greased up, posed and airbrushed...

...then I got this idea:

I wouldn't mind being Miranda in this one -- this bitch is ridiculously attractive omg!

GUEEESSS WHO!

squirrels.

2010-06-26T15:39:00.000-07:00

i had to !

2010-06-26T15:28:00.000-07:00

HAPPY GAY DAY NEW YORKERS! If you're going to the huge homofest parade in the city have fun...

This was done kind of quickly... oOPS!

2010-06-18T00:03:00.001-07:00

You can become a fan of Miranda on Facebook!
LOLYAY!

HERE!

mish mosh! barf post!

2010-06-17T23:11:00.000-07:00

my original intent with this was to take a picture of my bathroom and collage it in, because i'm clever like that. Tragically my bathroom was too narrow for met o get a good picture of my shower -- so I had to take the extra 8 minutes and draw a shower in. I like it better... I should've just stuck with that when I was drawing it in the first place. Uhhh uh durr!

This is a spread I'm thinking of including in my book. I'm trying to spice it up a little with more risque drawings. Tits sell!

RIGHT SIDE OF A SPREAD. She's spicy!

LEFT SIDE.

Just a page all halfway done.

2010-06-14T23:56:00.000-07:00

I gave up on the color! I think this was genuinely a good decision BECAUSE I can just concentrate on the depth and shadows of the pages, and if I have to resort to self publishing it won't slaughter my bank account. Not that I'm a tightwad - but I think for now it's genuinely a safe choice.

HERE'S WHAT A FEW OF THE FINISHED BLACK AND WHITE PAGES LOOK LIKE:

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AND HERE ARE SOME PAGE SKETCHES:

I'm also incorporating some stories from the original book -- if you've seen the original book then you should vaguely remember some of it. If you haven't... well, I'm excited about this idea.

2010-06-12T22:11:00.000-07:00

I haven't been 100% happy with how this thing is coming out. Or maybe I'm just having an off day? I feel like I don't have the patience to fix every minute detail and this will pose as a HUGE problem. I wanted to use a purple/pink/gray/lavender/beige color pallet from the get-go but I couldn't figure out how to make that work for the book.

I'm completely retarded when it comes to color.

I'm also thinking I need to re-draw the entire thing minus the colored pencil shading -- it looks sloppy and dirty! Ugh! So much frustration!

Anyway - here are a few in progress:

2010-05-23T19:49:00.000-07:00

I was featured on < HNY Design ! Look at me go!

< HNY DESIGN

HNY Design is run by a fellow FIT-er Alex P.! The content is pretty eclectic but it's all wonderful shit! Bitch knows what she's doing... so worth looking at.

busy badger !

2010-05-22T20:33:00.001-07:00

More!

<3

busy beaver... beaver... beaver.

2010-05-22T20:27:00.001-07:00

I've been working on some kind of book for this lady. Something legit to put out there and get noticed with.

Here's a sneak peak:

great things are coming... all over my face.

2010-05-01T12:01:00.001-07:00

I've been busy lately...

Just letting you all know I'm not dead!

2010-03-28T20:30:00.000-07:00

I can draw Miranda fairly well because she's fat -- and when drawing fat people you can basically discard anatomy and make it up. Plus I've drawn so many Miranda's I can basically do it with my eyes closed.

But I'm having a lot of trouble with the normal looking girls. I need to get a model. I need to flag one of my female friends down and promise her a six pack so I can take some pictures. Done and done! Any willing volunteers please speak up now!!!!

Anyway -- here are some sketches I was doing. Notice how the attractive lady's leg looks rather retarded. Can't draw that from memory urrgghh!!!

are you ready for swimsuit season?

2010-03-15T13:15:00.000-07:00

+1colored

2010-03-09T22:50:00.000-08:00

because everybody LOVES gingers!

2010-03-09T22:19:00.001-08:00

2010-03-07T20:35:00.000-08:00

I needed a break from doing school work.

+ 3

2010-03-06T20:32:00.000-08:00

A few more drawings. I've been so lazy with these lately, I promise I'll post some more quality work soon. But for now here:

True story.

I started coloring this... key word STARTED.

&finally

Sometimes you just need to mase a bitch.

Goodnight!

2010-02-27T21:16:00.000-08:00

A few new drawings, they're not colored yet... but I just couldn't wait!

This one was too big to fit in my scanner so I took a picture. It's a work in progress.

I'll be sure to post these again when they're finished!

2010-02-24T22:17:00.000-08:00

Just for fun these are just the way I layed the comics out. They're pretty similar to my older posts... but... I just wanted to show you.

2010-02-24T21:53:00.000-08:00

Hello ladies! Sorry about the lack of updating recently, I forgot my password and it took me a few tries to realize it ran through my gmail account. UH UHHH DURRR!

Anyway, I'm sure some of you have seen these already. These are just some line drawings I did from my original book dummy.

Don't drop the soap!!!

Miranda misses you!

It's a "mouse hole"!

Hope you like!

bitch be spyin'

2009-11-25T03:11:00.001-08:00

#1

2009-11-24T22:58:00.000-08:00